Near the Knuckle

[Alan]

I think I am really sailing close to the wind with this one.

VOTED FUNNIEST JOKE IN IRELAND
An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

Al.

[kimmi]

[Les_lady888]

[Mrs.JMajor]

:sport-smiley-003:

[rosstrtco]

I think I am really sailing close to the wind with this one.

VOTED FUNNIEST JOKE IN IRELAND
An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious." "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Seamus speaks up and says, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

Al.

what a fool he should use a roller not a brush

[aromulus]

[tomm]

Wonder how many filipinas got that one? My girl actually thought it was funny because he was painting the house with a two inch brush Just explained it to her.