help for job

[fred]

have you got any of those Cocktail Umbrellas

No worries..Umbrellas I can do.
I`ll even stick a nice sparkler in if it means you`ll drink it.
Dont worry about the Mrs..Send him over here..He will love it.
Everyone will call him by his first name..Even those that dont know him.
I often wished my mother named me Joe..
Very popular here.
Cheers..Fred.

[joebloggs]

No worries..Umbrellas I can do.
I`ll even stick a nice sparkler in if it means you`ll drink it.
Dont worry about the Mrs..Send him over here..He will love it.
Everyone will call him by his first name..Even those that dont know him.
I often wished my mother named me Joe..
Very popular here.
Cheers..Fred.

joe thats not my real name , maybe you know, salford is home of "the legendary joe bloggs" a 'fashion range' . funny the posters husband works in the clothing industry !, hope your not making fake "joe bloggs" stuff , just joking..

i'm not worried about the misses, shes 6 yrs younger than me, i'll be retired b4 her , and hopefully she will be getting a nice pension off the nhs when she does retire.

little joe would love it there, no stop trouble he is, he would get an asbo and be sent back, but the misses aunt would be about him, his surname thou, only a few people in the world have it, not sure if thats a good thing thou

oh fred, i saw the other day,a house for sale near me, that had reduced on the for sale sign.. sign of the times

take it easy, and don't strain yourslef on your hammock