help filipinos out there

[Alan]

I've had my breasts enlarged 500 times! All for free. My d**k is so huge - I live on Negros and p**s in Amsterdam.
I can afford to go anywhere because my keen eye for a good thing has meant that I have claimed my inheritance from my West African grandfather's grandfather totalling millions of dollars.
And to cap it all - I am at the third and FINAL STAGE of the latest Reader's Digest draw!!!!! I am a hair's breadth away from that £250,000 - oh - and I got the ticket for the BMW rather than the Vauxhall!!!

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky guys!!! Bet you have NEVER had messages like this.

Al.

P.S. Can anyone lend us a quid - I'm skint!!!

[LadyJ]

I've had my breasts enlarged 500 times! All for free. My d**k is so huge -

When reading the first line sentence I thought this was real..