How To Handle Irritating Seat - Mates On An Airplane

[jimcarie]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying

6. Then hit this link

[scott&ligaya]

Like it, but as a regular flyer I can reccomend the following

Ask what they do for a living and when they return the question tell them you are just off the back of serving a long sentence for murder or such like... they will shut up

or

ask them if they know much about drugs checking systems at the airport

[Mrs.JMajor]

Like it, but as a regular flyer I can reccomend the following

Ask what they do for a living and when they return the question tell them you are just off the back of serving a long sentence for murder or such like... they will shut up

or

ask them if they know much about drugs checking systems at the airport