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    Should children witness childbirth?

    Should children witness childbirth?

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

    The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old
    girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while
    he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.

    Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
    The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

    Connor began to cry.

    The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
    wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

    Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
    first place . . .

    Smack his ass again!"

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    hahahaha...sure thing vimvie will get happy moments when shes there w/ you coz u had lots of jokes you keep


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    Yeah I love jokes, I get them from emails and books and comedians..my favourite joke is the "Sh*t I missed!" joke..I think I posted it once..what's your favourite joke?
    Quote Originally Posted by jedc143 View Post
    hahahaha...sure thing vimvie will get happy moments when shes there w/ you coz u had lots of jokes you keep

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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