1. "Honey we need to talk"

Translation.

You did something to upset me !!

2. "We need......."

Translation

I want to buy something at the mall

3. "No......I am not upset with you "

Translation

Of course I am upset cant you see !!!

4. "Youre being really nice to me tonight"

Translation

Ahah I think its sex he wants

5. "How much do you love me honey ?"

Translation

I spent some money on something...I dont think you will be pleased !

6. Be romantic honey and turn out the lights !!

Translation

I dont want him to see me with no clothes on......and I dont like sleeing without anything on.