Dopey stands up in church and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the city?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the city or in the church." says
the priest. Again the dwarfs resume their annoying giggling to the dismay
of the priest.
Once again, Dopey stands up and asks "Father, are there any midget nuns in
the state?"
"No, my son, there are no midget nuns in the state, in the city, and no
midget nuns in the church." exclaimed the priest, obviously upset.
The dwarfs continue their interference.
Dopey stands up and asks, "Father, are there any midget nuns in thecountry?"
The priest, totally angered, exclaims "No, my son, there are no midget nuns
in the church, in the city, in the state, no midget nuns in the country,
there are no midget nuns in the whole world!!! Now sit down!!!!!"
Soon afterwards, a chant can be heard from the rear of the church, "Dopey
****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin. Dopey ****ed a penguin."
