A woman walks into a luxury car showroom. She looks around all the top class vehicles and spots a black Porsche 911 in the corner. She goes over and admires the beautiful bodywork and smooth lines of the car. Seeing the black leather seats , she reaches in through the window to feel the luxury of the seats when she breaks wind very loudly . Hoping that no-one is around to hear , she stands up and turns round only to find the salesman standing right behind her.
Feeling really embarrassed , she asks the salesman , " How much does this car cost? "
"Madam" says the salesman " If you fart just by touching the upholstery , you'll sh*t yourself when you hear the price"
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