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    I've started a competition......

    ...it's on a 0898 number, and costs only £2.50 a minute.

    I publish a question, you call the number, give the answer, and my phone operator says if you won or not. Easy.

    Please note: In line with European Laws on employing disabled people, our phone operator is a deaf mute.
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    Great wheres the number i will use my textphone

    What do i win a lifetime supply of dried fish?


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    Quote Originally Posted by andypaul View Post
    Great wheres the number i will use my textphone

    What do i win a lifetime supply of dried fish?
    Not sure the office phone has text

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    Oh well I guess no Dried fish for me


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    It's funny, how everybody always remembers the 0898 no.s
    Seeing they went out years ago.
    Any bit of smut or rip off, was always preceeded by them
    ...So somebody told me


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    Ive heard dried fish here..is it with vinegar???

    wots the question, Boss..


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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    Ive heard dried fish here..is it with vinegar???

    wots the question, Boss..
    Please please win kimmi

    I don't think the smell of the fish and vinegar will reach london from Bonnie scotland


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    but the Boss havent given me the question yet..

    dont worry I will do my best to win..


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    Whats the Bosses favourite team

    A Liverpool

    B manchester utd

    Just say Liverpool lots its either the right answer or he will get misty eyed for the days of Shellsuits and ferries across the mersey and never walking alone. Then im sure he will let you have the dried fish so it can't be cooked nearby him


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    Liverpool...Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool...Liverpool...Liverpool...Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool...Liverpool...

    will that be enough Andy??u think I will have the prize with that??lol


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    If u have dried fish andy please throw me some here in israel coz im tired eating chicken all the time hehehe
    Never fear d risk of getting hurt wen u r inlove,its only thru pain dat u can lve a complete lyf.LOVE n GET HURT,GET HURT n LEARN,LEARN n LOVE AGAIN.


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    i've tried to reverse the charges scouser keith,

    but all i can hear is baaaaaaa baaaaaaa, you got your answer phone on


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    do i win already?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaywin07 View Post
    If u have dried fish andy please throw me some here in israel coz im tired eating chicken all the time hehehe
    Just checked the cupboards while wearing gas mask i couldn't see any dried fish, but if i did you would sure to have half i throw some up to scotland and some to israel both nice and far away from me to avoid the fumes


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    Quote Originally Posted by joebloggs View Post
    i've tried to reverse the charges scouser keith,

    but all i can hear is baaaaaaa baaaaaaa, you got your answer phone on
    Thats Larry Mr admins butler


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    Quote Originally Posted by kimmi View Post
    Liverpool...Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool...Liverpool...Liverpool...Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool....Liverpool...Liverpool...

    will that be enough Andy??u think I will have the prize with that??lol
    i think so Mr Admn im sure is changing into his best shell suit as he reads that and preparing the dried fish on the catapult.


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    If you want to smell fish, find a Manc bird, get her to....
    Keith - Administrator


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    If you want to smell fish, find a Manc bird, get her to....
    Never mind Manchester....

    I stopped using buses in Wales because the smell of putrified mackerel was overpowering.......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    If you want to smell fish, find a Manc bird, get her to....
    thats where scousers store their fish ??? , we use a fridge

    i suppose its a bit harder for a scouser to nick a fridge and carry down your street ..


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    Quote Originally Posted by andypaul View Post
    Thats Larry Mr admins butler
    baaa, i think scouser keith don't answer the phone because he's mutton Jeff



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    this brings up a question are you selling email addresses to spammers? excuse me advertisers...?
    since joining this UK forum, the only UK site I am currently a menber of by the way, I have been getting email scams about Irish lotteries, and various othe UK oriented mails, and the latest is this one:

    You've been selected as one of the 15 Recipients of £500,000.00 each by Ride Foundation,For further inquiry, please contact our Cash Grant Program Coordinator:Name: Dr. Albert Magnus,Email: dr.albertmagnus@hotmail.com,Faithfully Yours,Sandra O'Niel

    anyone else getting these?


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    anyone else getting these?
    I just checked my inbox and bulk spam folder and no..Cant see anything like that there..
    I have had a few lottery win emails in the past which I deleted.
    I don't think they were anything to do with this forum.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RHB View Post
    You've been selected as one of the 15 Recipients of £500,000.00 each by Ride Foundation,For further inquiry, please contact our Cash Grant Program Coordinator:Name: Dr. Albert Magnus,Email: dr.albertmagnus@hotmail.com,Faithfully Yours,Sandra O'Niel

    anyone else getting these?
    This one smells of a typical nigerian 419 scam...

    For a few $$$ you can buy email addy finders.

    We know that scousers can be dodgy, but "r" Keith is sound as a pound........


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    Quote Originally Posted by RHB View Post
    this brings up a question are you selling email addresses to spammers? excuse me advertisers...?
    No. I abide by UK & European law as a Limited company.
    Keith - Administrator


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    No 411 for me either and Mr Admin a few years back took a lot of effort to protect us users from scamsters when they were trying to pm us and maybe email others.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RHB View Post
    anyone else getting these?
    i havent got any..

    but I dont think Boss will do that and especially to u only..I doubt it..


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    OK sorry if I sounded accusitory get it... accuse a tory? hehe.

    a mere coincidence then.
    more yank humour, hey I even spelled it right. or is that spelt??


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    Quote Originally Posted by RHB View Post
    OK sorry if I sounded accusitory get it... accuse a tory? hehe.

    a mere coincidence then.
    more yank humour, hey I even spelled it right. or is that spelt??
    The correct spelling (sic!) is 'spelled' - however, even we Brits. are becoming 'Americanised' and so 'spelt' is acceptable.

    You still get your gold star RHB!

    Al.


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    Jewellry Jewelery Bling.......
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