Hi everyone

[Alan]

Welcome Kerry. You will like being a member of our 'family' I am sure.

Best thing is - everyone on here is completely sane and sensible and you never find strange humour on here at all.

Al.

P.S. Joe, Rob, Keith - have you finished with my whips and chains yet? Hanna is becoming impatient.

Dom - Can I have my magazines back please?

Fred - with only HALF a cucumber. BUT, it must be dipped in a vat of treacle at 3 minutes past midnight.

[KeithD]

Best thing is - everyone on here is completely sane and sensible and you never find strange humour on here at all.

I think you've confused this forum with your other favourite http://www.topix.com/forum/movies/trainspotting

[Alan]

'Your partner in Pakistan?????????'

Al.