Welcome Kerry. You will like being a member of our 'family' I am sure.
Best thing is - everyone on here is completely sane and sensible and you never find strange humour on here at all.
Al.
P.S. Joe, Rob, Keith - have you finished with my whips and chains yet? Hanna is becoming impatient.
Dom - Can I have my magazines back please?
Fred - with only HALF a cucumber. BUT, it must be dipped in a vat of treacle at 3 minutes past midnight.