Not to dishearted anyone but my own application for a schengen visa was painless and I think, it's because we didn't apply from the French embassy [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/Grin.gif[/img]
We drove to The Netherlands last year for our anniversary via Calais. Believe it or not, they didn't even bother checking our visas at the port of exit. I guess, the brits doesn't really care if you're leaving... [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif[/img] neither at the Calais port of entry! In fact, my passport didn't didn't get checked until I was coming back to the UK. I guess it's easier if you're crossing the channel by ferry.
I had a very friendly reception at the The Netherlands embassy. One day to file the application and one day a week later to collect. I can't remember what the requirements were but I do remember that when I compared my application to someone applying via the French embassy that it wasn't as complicated. My visa is expired now and we're thinking about going to France sometime in the summer to visit Bill's bro-in-law and what we'll do is just re-new at the Netherlands embassy.
So that's another avenue future applicants could consider.