Car breakdown

[Alan]

Took my bike in the other day to have:

1. Oil leak fixed
2. New brake light bulb
3. Clutch adjustment and new spring fitted on cable.
4. Choke adjustment

Parts - P85
Labour - P200

Total - P285 - About £3.50

Sorry Dom.

Al.

[joebloggs]

Took my bike in the other day to have:

1. Oil leak fixed
2. New brake light bulb
3. Clutch adjustment and new spring fitted on cable.
4. Choke adjustment

Parts - P85
Labour - P200

Total - P285 - About £3.50

Sorry Dom.

Al.

you've got a clutch on your penny-farthing AL

buy a german car, merc or BMW, why buy british

brothers bmw did near 300,000 miles b4 it packed it and finally died

[walesrob]

BMW? Evil things.
I found this, its obviously a spoof, but funny all the same:

"The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW!"

[Alan]

BMW? Evil things.
I found this, its obviously a spoof, but funny all the same:

"The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars.

First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway!

The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn.

Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph!

Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn't be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me!

He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast!

Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They're not free points either - they're £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won't be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won't even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me!

See, now THAT'S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW!"

Lovely Rob! Made me laugh! Thanks for that.

Al.

[aromulus]

Picked the car up on Friday afternoon....
According to them....
They did loads of work changing the clutch and the slave cylinder........

According to me....
The alleged work they did wasn't worth the 600 quid I had to fork out....

I need to push the clutch pedal all the way to the floor to get some grinding engagement noises....

Also while driving, the brakes where were very spongy and failed on one occasion, luckily without any serious consequences. But still......

Tomorrow morning, monday, I will return the car to the garage and ask them to bleed the master cylinder's oil reservoir, because I don't think they did that properly.
I can still stop the credit card cheque....

British workmanship.....

[aromulus]

Took my bike in the other day to have:

1. Oil leak fixed
2. New brake light bulb
3. Clutch adjustment and new spring fitted on cable.
4. Choke adjustment

Parts - P85
Labour - P200

Total - P285 - About £3.50

Sorry Dom.

Al.

For this I shall let the air out of your tyres as soon as humanly possible....