A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective...the cheapest one he could find.
This is his report...
Most honorable sir!
You leave house. I watch house. He come house.
I watch.
He and she leave house.
I follow.
He and she go hotel. I climb tree. I look window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
No fee,
Cheng Lee
