Quote Originally Posted by andypaul View Post
If you get lost on the way just follow the cloud of smoke and keep and eye out for those pavements paved out of gold
Having recently returned from a 3 and 1/2 weeks stint in London, I can cathegorically state that the pavements there are not paved with gold, but a varied mixture of chewing gums, phlegm, dog poo, parking wardens and general household garbage....