IN PRISON you spend most of your time in an 8 x 10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 desk cubicle.
IN PRISON you get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK you get more work for good behaviour.
IN PRISON you can watch tv and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching tv and playing games.
IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON the taxpayers pay all expenses, with no work required.
AT WORK you pay all the expenses, then deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
Have a good day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!
