So apparently in bid to improve the reputation of sport, Sven is in charge of the Italy team for the alternative world cup which is being held in Zimbabwe, and being bankrolled by Roman Abramovich.
George Graham is in charge of wages, Lestor Piggot for taxes and Bruce Grobblar & Maradona are the goodwill ambassadors, Kieran Fallon is looking after the teas.
Collymore is in charge of pitches and hedges etc etc and everyones invited to the pre match roast!
