this one made me laugh, i just received

DR MIKE SAWA.

FROM THE DESK OF DR DR MIKE SAWA.

BILL AND EXCHANGE
MANAGER.

AVENUE DE LA RESISTANCE DU 17 MAI.

BANK OF AFRICA. BURKINA
FASO.01 BP 362.

FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.

OUAGADOUGOU ,01 BURKINA
FASO.

PLANE CRASH WEB
SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/502503.stm


("REMITTANCE OF $25 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS


CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")



COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON
2008,

FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION.THIS IS
BY

VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP
SECRET.

HOWEVER AFTER SERIES OF PETITION WAS RECIEVED BY THIS PRESENT
REGIME FROM FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND INABILITY OF THE BANK OF AFRICA
(BOA)TO FULFILL THEIR OBLIGATION FOR THE PAYMENT TO ITS FOREIGN
CREDITORS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE COUNCIL OF MINISTERS, THEY MANDATED
US TO CARRY OUT A CAREFUL AND COMPREHENSIVE REVIEW OF ALL OVERDUE
PAYMENTS TO FOREIGN CONTRACTORS AND TO EFFECT PAYMENTS
IMMEDIATELY.

DURING THE ABOVE MENTIONED PROCESS, WE DISCOVERED AN
ABANDONED SUM OF US$25 M (TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) IN AN ACCOUNT
THAT BELONGS TO ONE OF OUR FOREIGN CUSTOMER WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS
ENTIRE FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH THAT HAPPENED IN (NOVEMBER 2 1999).SINCE
WE GOT INFORMATION ABOUT HIS DEATH, WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING HIS NEXT OF
KIN TO COME OVER AND CLAIM HIS MONEY BECAUSE WE CANNOT RELEASE IT UNLESS
SOME BODY APPLIES FOR IT AS NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED AS
INDICATED IN OUR BANKING GUIDELINES AND LAWS BUT UNFORTUNATELY WE LEARNT
THAT ALL HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION DIED ALONGSIDE WITH HIM AT
THE PLANE CRASH LEAVING NOBODY BEHIND FOR THE CLAIM.



IT IS THEREFORE
UPON THIS DISCOVERY THAT I AND OTHER OFFICIALS IN MY

DEPARTMENT NOW
DECIDED TO MAKE THIS BUSINESS PROPOSAL TO YOU AND RELEASE THE MONEY TO
YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN OR RELATION TO THE DECEASED FOR SAFETY AND
SUBSEQUENT DISBURSEMENT SINCE NOBODY IS COMING FOR IT AND WE DON'T WANT
THIS MONEY TO GO INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.

I AGREE THAT
40% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN PARTNER, IN RESPECT TO
THE PROVISION OF A FOREIGN ACCOUNT,AND 50% WOULD BE FOR ME, WHILE 10%
WILL BE FOR EXPENSES INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION. THERE AFTER I WILL
VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE
INDICATED.THEREFORE, TO ENABLE THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO
YOU AS ARRANGED, YOU MUST APPLY FIRST TO THE BANK AS RELATION OR NEXT OF
KIN OF THE DECEASED INDICATING YOUR BANK NAME, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER,
YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY AND EFFECTIVE
COMMUNICATION AND LOCATION WHEREIN THE MONEY WILL BE REMITTED.

UPON THE
RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL SEND TO YOU BY EMAIL THE TEXT OF THE
APPLICATION TO FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK. I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO
YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS HITCH-FREE RISK AND THIS
TRANSACTION WILL ONLY TAKE US 14 BANKING DAYS BECAUSE AS A BANKER, I
KNOW WHAT TO DO AND MOVE THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY
AND THATYOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR AS ALL REQUIRED
ARRANGEMENT HAVE BEEN MADE FOR THE TRANSFER.

YOU SHOULD CONTACT ME ON
AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS LETTER SO THAT I WILL SEND YOU THE TEXT OF
THE APPLICATION TO APPLY TO THE BANK AND THE DATA INFORMATION OF THE
DECEASED.



YOUR'S FAITHFULLY,

DR DR MIKE SAWA.(ESQ).

FROM (BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO




i'm next of kin ...

from the beeb linlk, nearly all who died were americans, egyptians or canadians, not one brit or lithuanian , and there are only 4 people with my surname in the uk, me , misses and the 2 kids.. it don't sound too good does it

at least their honest about it being a scam