....supply gloves with pile cream?
....supply gloves with pile cream?
Keith - Administrator
... or pile cream with gloves... both would be practical and sensible
Finger slipping good!!
Keith - Administrator
That magical Marigold moment...
Why not get someone else to apply it for you?
Are you offering?
Keith - Administrator
No - I think he's suggesting you ask the assistant in Boots
Anyway, why did you start this thread, Keith?
must have been listening to Johnny Cash "ring of fire"...
We have a tourist place here called " The Giants Ring" wow that is a lot of cream.....
I was having one of my moments......next up....."Can tampons be used for nose bleeds?"Originally Posted by ivor&mel
Anyway, why did you start this thread, Keith?
Keith - Administrator
Yes they can apparently
Why do they have a pic of a croissant on a tampon page!!
Keith - Administrator
Why not... ????
No string.....you could lose it...
Keith - Administrator
whats these all about?
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
doubt it... its got hooks at both ends... like an anchor...
We've got Erve confused now... we're in trouble
I have my moments
Keith - Administrator
Just dont get pile cream up your nose Win2Win.
Absolutely..We've got Erve confused now... we're in trouble
Boys will be boys
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
Get your hubby to buy you the Men Behaving Badly DVD then you'll understand how mature us blokes areAbsolutely..
Boys will be boys
Hehe I thought this topic is all about " Grumpy Old Men", but then Ivor mention about "Men Behaving Badly".
So I shoud say "Grumpy Old Men Behaving Badly"
There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year.
I'm entitled to be grumpy... I'm 101, you knowHehe I thought this topic is all about " Grumpy Old Men", but then Ivor mention about "Men Behaving Badly".
So I shoud say "Grumpy Old Men Behaving Badly"
How DO they count sperm?
Keith - Administrator
Pretty badly if this old report is anything to go by! The same sample produced counts of between 3M and 240M! The little buggers just won't keep still, I guessHow DO they count sperm?
It beggars belief that with 1.000.000 sperm swimming upstream Tony Blair was the winner....
Darwin's theory of Natural Selection is down the pan.....
But we are lucky.... It could have been John Prescott....
John Prescott swimming up Blair's what though?
Keith - Administrator
When I was younger I went into boots to buy some tampons, the woman asked me why I wanted them and I said that on the advert it says if you use them you can run, jump swim, and ride horses...
Erv.....Why do they have wings??? Is it to fly like a Portugal Player?
Keith - Administrator
There are currently 10 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 10 guests)
Posting Permissions
