Hello,
Allow me to introduce myself. I am PROFESSOR DOCTOR VERY IMPORTANT Amagona Ripuov. AnD IM gonna give you sum news which you must keep very secretive as an atom in the stratosphere.
In 1847, an aeroplane happily crashed into the middle of Milton Keynes killing all 3,618 people on boardINCLUDING my good client whose name I could not even begin to mantion Mr Anthony Klingononthestarboardbow.
This was a very rich man whon lift the soom of $35,000,000,000 (twelve and sixpence) in a bank account here in Nigeria, Kenya.
I now have, impossibly, gained exclusive rights to distribute this monis to me but I need a moron like you to fall for this scam and then I PROMISE on my mother's grave (When she dies) that I will give YOU my dear friend, 40% of above mentioned soom of muni which is too difficult for me to work out 'cos my calculator only has 8 figures on it and they don't have a bigger one here in the internet cafe.......ooops!
All I need from you my beloved friend whom God must bless with all Jesus and Mary and Noah (why the bloody hell didn't he leave the two mosquitoes behind?) is your solemn vow that you will furnish me with the following things IMMEDIATELY otherwise the money will surely never be released ever and robbing gits like me will be forever forced to look for other criminal activities............oooops!
This is good joke I have just made yes like Timmy Keeper - just like this!!
1. Bank address
2. Bank account number
3. Address
4. Shoe size (mine are truly worn for it is many miles from my mud hut to internet cafe.....oooops! - Just like this!!
6. PIN number
7.
9. Bank account number. (Just in cases you are get it rong first time) I have a PhD.
10. Pipers piping - Yeah -I am love the Baetles and Rongo.
I will then fly over to London, Charles de Goal airport to surely meet you with monies and we will all be rich. But but this but this must be done in next few days otherwise your balls will surely fester in mud and sulfurik acid. I have a PhD. so you no need to worry about this is genuine.
May the blessings of our LOrd smile upon you and your family from this day forward.
Have to go now my muni has run out at the internet cafe...........oooops!
