WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIRLS AGED:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

at 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story

at 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed

at 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed

at 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed

at 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed

at 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story

at 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story