My advice as I wipe away the tears would be sit down relax pour a Mahito or two don't move and ponder that well known phrase.................errr on second thoughts perhaps rent a copy of Fawlty Towers that will put it all into perspective and look forward to the years of entertainment everyone will get including you telling this story .
I for one would totally understand that other peoples places can be a booby trap for the unwary thanks for sharing
