I have been in Cebu for 2 days.

[Alan]

I have been in Cebu for 2 days.

Al.

[aromulus]

I have been in Cebu for 2 days.

Al.

Hi kid, hope you and Hanna are having a great time.

Where are you staying in Cebu..???

[Sconnie]

Have a great time Al and Hannah, you both deserve it

[walesrob]

Hope your enjoying the sun Al and Hanna. Think of us lot on the UK, shivering in the rain, paying sky high prices for everything and just being rather envious of you.

BBC reports today that a single person needs £13,400 a year to live in the UK. . And that doesn't include housing. Oh joy

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7481927.stm

[KeithD]

I have been in Cebu Prison for 2 days.

Al.

[Mrs.JMajor]

Lol cant quote u boss cause that was only icon,was laughing out loud on sir Al words that he been in Cebu prison for 2 days

Hi kid, hope you and Hanna are having a great time.

Where are you staying in Cebu..???

Mod,u mean having great time in prison both of them

[Alan]

The only time I have been in prison - thank GOD - was to do some teaching to the prisoners. Would not exactly be my number one choice of life.

Actually went to Cebu for a job interview.

Got the job!!!!

Now comes the hard bit - finding a cheap roof over my head. The job is in Mactan.

Al.

[Sconnie]

Congratulations Al.

Is that making or drinking ?

Mactan is half Mackeson half Tartan isn't it ??

[Gavanddal]

Now comes the hard bit - finding a cheap roof over my head. The job is in Mactan.

Al.

Seen plenty of cheap roofs around Mactan airport from the plane. They're rusty corrugated steel usually. I guess you don't want THAT cheap eh?

[Ping]

I think loads of properties around Mactan area, for rent or for sale. Just shop around and try to look at Cebu properties in the net.

Congrats and goodluck.

[friend]

That's really great news about the job - well done and good luck with the home hunt!
Friend

[Piamed]

Great news on the job my friend. I knew it! Well done. I'm truly delighted for you!

[KeithD]

Now comes the hard bit - finding a cheap roof over my head. The job is in Mactan.

Al.

Al's new house .....idiots left the tap running

[Peanutz]

I have been in Cebu for 2 days.

Al.

Prof Al, that is a great news! Are you going to get a big villa so we can spend holidays with you and Hannah?

[scott&ligaya]

Great news Al, well done on the job front, I hope they are paying you a decent wage, you and Hanna deserve it after the horror story of your buisness and the owner in the UK

[Tish]

The only time I have been in prison - thank GOD - was to do some teaching to the prisoners. Would not exactly be my number one choice of life.

Actually went to Cebu for a job interview.

Got the job!!!!

Now comes the hard bit - finding a cheap roof over my head. The job is in Mactan.

Al.

You can stay at my house Al. PM me to know more details

[KeithD]

You can stay at my house Al. PM me to know more details

...I'm off to change my name to Al

[andypaul]

...I'm off to change my name to Al

So i'll just call you AL then Mr Admin

[KeithD]

You can call me Al

[andypaul]

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al


oooh beetttyy

Sounds like me if i went op noorrff

[andypaul]

You can stay at my house Al. PM me to know more details

lancashire thats one long jeepney ride to and from work

Only joking thats a very lovely offer to Al who hopefully is going to get some good luck go his way

[Tish]

...I'm off to change my name to Al

So how are you Boss Al?

[Tish]

lancashire thats one long jeepney ride to and from work

Only joking thats a very lovely offer to Al who hopefully is going to get some good luck go his way

I wonder how long will it take on jeepney to get to Lancashire?

I've got a house in Lapu-lapu you see, and it's currently empty, and it will only rot without anyone in it, so I thought I'll offer it to Sir Al and the missis

[Tish]

suki.jpg

And if you like Sir Al, you can also have full use of my Broom Broom

What do you think?

[Tish]

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al


oooh beetttyy

Sounds like me if i went op noorrff

I love the song

[KeithD]

What do you think?

I claim the 5th amendment

[Tish]

I claim the 5th amendment

Is that you Boss Al?

[Alan]

Hi kid, hope you and Hanna are having a great time.

Where are you staying in Cebu..???

Hi Dom. We always stay at Fuente Pension.

Al.

[Alan]

BBC reports today that a single person needs £13,400 a year to live in the UK.

Wow Rob, that must be, by now, almost 12 pints!!!!!!

Al.

[Alan]

Hi everyone.

As usual, many thanks for all your good wishes in this thread. (BTW - I have PMd. Tish - isn't that an unbelievable offer??) Just goes to prove about the wonderful 'family' here.

My job is at a private, English Language school (Cleverlearn English Language Institute - CELI) teaching English to, mainly, Koreans and Japanese.
The pay is not wonderful, but obviously better than nowt - and should be enough to keep me in dried fish and tuba!!

I am supposed to go back there tomorrow for an induction day - but - as usual - can't get off the mountain at the moment - God is having a shower again.

I'll keep you posted!

Couple have twins - father has accident and can't attend the Christening - so his brother goes in his stead.
Afterwards, father says to uncle -
'So, what did you call the girl?'
Uncle replies:
'Denise'
That's a nice name' father replies - 'and what about the boy - what did you call him?'
'Denephew.'

Al.