You missed some out!
Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.
Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
