A sailor in the U.S. Navy arrives in the Philippines!! Right away he hires a filipina hooker!! ( me love you long time)
They start to have sex and she says "Oooh! Oooh! Your doing three knots sailor!!"He says "Oooh! I'm doing three knots huh?" She says "Yeah your knot hard, your knot in, and your knot getting your money back!!"
(well I thought it was funny
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There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Awwww I thought you'd like that one!
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Two guys are chatting 1st guy: "Who's that girl I seen you with last night?" 2nd guy: "It's not 'I seen' it's 'I saw'!!"
1st guy: "Ok who's that eyesore I seen you with last night?!"
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
I know some VERY rude jokes I do...how rude are my jokes allowed to be Keith?
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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