A guy is driving his Transit van through the red light area when he spots a 'lady of the night' who he takes a fancy to.
He stops and asks her 'how much for 1/2 hour in my van Love?'
'That will be £50 'is the reply.
'I'v only got £30, what can I get for that?' he says.
'Well it's quiet tonight so for £30 , you can have a half and half ; we do it your way for 15mins but I get to do what I want for the other 15mins'
He guy agrees, she gets into the van and they have sex for 15mins.
'Ok ' she says' now it's my 15min, I'm into bondage and lashing '
She makes him bend over the van bonnet, snaps off the aerial and uses it as a whip lashing him all over the back.
Boy, is he glad when the 15mins is over.
The next day his back is so bad he has to go the Doctor.
The Doc takes a look at his back and says,
' That is the worst case of Van aerial disease I'v ever seen.
He asks her how much and she says "£30!"....He says "But I've only got £10!" She says "For £10 I'll let you look at my fanny!"
