Juan and tatay
JUAN; Tay ! Penge P20 bibili ako ng de lata.

TATAY: Anak, mga taga bukid lang ang gumagamit ng term na de lata! Englisin mo yan!

JUAN: Paano?

TATAY: KANG GUD!


AMO - MAID
AMO: kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad?

MAID: ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah!


An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school,
I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home



A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.