Hi guys and gals,

Been working in Cebu for a week now - job is very enjoyable so far, teaching English to Koreans, Japanese, Taiwanese, Vietnamese and 3 legged transvestites from Hungerford. (One of the previous collection is, in fact, untrue - but which one eh??)

Not got a place yet so no Internet. I'm in a cafe at the mo

Will check in again tomorrow 'cos I'm hungry now. Think I'll go and have a pork pie and a cup of Bovril.

May your asagais flourish,

Al.