GF: Very well! Who is this certain “Baby” that sent you a text message?
BF: Oh! That’s my buddy. He’s a he only that his pet name is “Baby”.
GF: Really?! You know what? I think you should send him a reply at once because your buddy said you guys will not make it tonight because he suddenly have “his” monthly period!
Mommy: Liza, can you please dial your father’s mobile number and tell him to come home now.
Liza: Mommy! A woman answered!
Mommy: What?! Are you sure? I knew it! Rumors were all true then that your father is having an illicit affair. What did the lady tell you?
Liza: “You only have zero pesos in your account.” I put down the phone because she seems sensitive to underprivileged people.
Priest: Come with me. Let’s go to the corner.
Nun: Why?
Priest: You close the door.
Nun: No! I won’t!
Priest: Turn off the lights! Now!
Nun: Please have mercy Father!
Priest: What mercy are you saying?! Look at my rosary; it’s Glow in the dark. See that!
A boss confused about his Math asked his secretary: If I give you P3M less 17%, how much would you take off?
SECRETARY: Everything sir! Dress, bra, panty! Name it you got it!
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