On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the
> middle of nowhere, the
> >following people were stranded:
> >
> >
> >
> >Two Italian men and one Italian woman
> >Two French men and one French woman
> >Two German men and one German woman
> >Two Greek men and one Greek woman
> >Two English men and one English woman
> >Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
> >Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
> >Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
> >Two Irish men and one Irish woman
> >Two American men and one American woman
> >
> >One month later, on these absolutely stunning
> deserted islands in the
> >middle of nowhere, the following things have
> occurred:
> >
> >One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
> the Italian woman.
> >
> >The two French men and the French woman are living
> happily together in
> >ménage a trois.
> >
> >The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
> alternating visits with
> >the German woman.
> >
> >The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
> the Greek woman is
> >cleaning and cooking for them.
> >
> >The two English men are waiting for someone to
> introduce them to the
> >English woman.
> >
> >The two Bulgarian men took one look at the
> Bulgarian woman and started
> >swimming to another island.
> >
> >The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
> instructions.
> >
> >The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
> store/restaurant/laundry,
> >and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to
> supply employees for their
> >store.
> >
> >The two Irish men divided the island into North and
> South and set up a
> >distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the
> picture because it gets
> >somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut
> whiskey. However, they're
> >satisfied because the English aren't having any
> fun.
> >
> >The two American men are contemplating suicide,
> because the American  woman
> >will not shut up and complains relentlessly about
> her body, the true nature
> >of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how
> she can do anything
> >they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the
> equal division of household
> >chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
> how her last boyfriend
> >respected her opinion and treated her nicer than
> they do, and how her
> >relationship with her mother is the root cause of
> all her problems, and why
> >didn't they bring a damned cell phone, so they
> could call 911 and get them
> >all rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island
> in the middle of freaking
> >nowhere, so she can get her nails done and go
> shopping!