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    Not very clever

    Man walks into surgery and punches doctor...
    "That's for telling my wife she has a nice pussy"
    Doctor gets up from the floor and replies...
    "Actually, I told her she had Acute Angina"



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    Patient: Doctor! I keep thinking I'm a moth!!

    Doctor: Well I can't help!! You really need a psychiatrist!!

    Patient: I was going to the psychiatrist...but your light was on!

    *****WARNING****THE JOKES GET WORSE*****

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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