Just a Smile pls!!!

[flomike]

Sex, BAD?

1 day
i read
smoking
is bad

i stop
smoking

1 day
i read
drinking
is bad

i stop
drinking

1 day
i read
SEX
is bad...

oh!

i stop reading
reading
is BAD.

*


Joey and Katie are sitting in school.


Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.


"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.


"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.


"Correct." Says the teacher.


So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question
comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is
poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.


"Correct again." Says the teacher.


So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"


Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams
"If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in
half!"




*

In Europe where PIETA created by Michaelangelo is displayed:

- italian:
"Magnifico!"

- english: "Brilliant!"

- american: "Wow! Amazing!"






- filipino:
"picture! picture!
pls!
for friendster!


*

wen u r
in dpest
trial
& alone,
go walk
in d
streets,
friends
myt not
be der
4 u,
but im
sure as
u go
on,
u'll meet
a person
u dont
xpect,
& will
ask u...
"boss, balot???"


*



for Pinoys only.....sorry Brits:ARsurrender


Isang araw, tinawag ng Nanay nya si Boy, ang batang ngo-ngo.

Nanay: "Boy, magpunta ka sa tindahan ni Aling Petra at bumili ka ng isang latang Pork & Beans."

Boy: "Omo, inay," ang sagot ni Boy.


.....Pagdating ni Boy sa tindahan ay binati niya
ang tindera...

Boy: Aning Metra,ngamuta na mo ngayo? (Kamusta na po kayo?)"

Aling Petra: "Mabuti naman," ang sagot ni Petra, "ano ang kailangan mo Boy?"

Boy: "Mangmilan nga mo ng inang lata ng Mo e Meen?" ang tanong ni Boy.

Aling Petra: "Ano kamo, Boy? sabi ni Petra.

Boy: "Isa mong Mo e Meen," ang ulit ni Boy.

Aling Petra: "Paki-ulit nga Boy at hindi kita maintindihan."

Boy: "Mo e Meen, Mo e Meen, nyung nata lata."

Aling Petra: "Hindi talaga kita maintindihan. Mabuti pa kaya ay i-spell mo na lang
sa akin."

Boy: "O ninge. Mo e Meen. Netter Mi."

Aling Petra: "Letter 'B'?" Ang tanong ng tindera.

Boy: "Ine! Netter Mi as in Minimines."

Aling Petra: "Ha???"

Boy: "Mi!" (Kinanta ni Boy ang alphabet), "Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee..En, Em,
En, O, Mi"

Aling Petra: "Ahhh, P! Letter P!" ang masiglang sagot ni Petra.

Boy: "Oo. Mi! Mo e Meen!"

Aling Petra: "Sige ituloy mo Boy. 'P'..."

Boy: "Ngo!"

Aling Petra: "Ano kamo?"

.....Kumanta ulit si Boy.....

Boy: "Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O"

Aling Petra: "Ahhh, titik O! P-O. Sige ituloy mo pa."

Boy: "Netter Arrng!"

Aling Petra: "Kantahin mo na lang ulit Boy."

Boy: "Ey, Mi, Ni, Ni , E, Em, Nyee... En, Em, En, O, Mi, Ngyu, Arrng."

Aling Petra: "Ahhh! Letter R. Malapit na. 'P-O-R'? Hindi ko pa rin makuha, Boy.
Anongletter and susunod?"

Boy: "Ngey."

Aling Petra: "Letter A?"

Boy: "Ini ho," sabay buntung-hininga si Boy. "Ngey! A, Ma, Nga (A-Ba-Ka-Da ang kinanta)! Nga!"

Aling Petra: "Ka! Letter 'K' 'P-O-R-K' Ahhh Pork!!!"

Boy: "Oo. Mo e Meen"

Aling Petra: "Pork and?" Ang tanong ni Petra.

Boy: "Oo!! Mo e Meen!!!"

Aling Petra: "Pork and Meen? Ahhhh!!! Alam ko na!!! Pork and Beans!!!"

Boy: "Oo! Oo!! Mo e Meen!! Mo e Meen!!!!" (ang masayang sigaw ni Boy).

Aling Petra: "Pork and Beans pala ang kailangan mo!!!"

Boy: "Oo. Mo e Meen!"

Aling Petra: "Ay, naku... WALA NA, kauubos pa lang!"



Hope makes u smile...

[Ann07]

[tomoboyle2000]

[kimmi]

its not only make us smile but laugh out loud..he he he

[nigel]

Husband: We have no money for a new car!
Wife: Yes we do! Every time we had sex I put aside £10!
Husband: That's fantastic!! Your a genious!! What an awesome wife I have!! I wish I gave you all my business now!!
Wife: .......WHAAAAAAAT???