Flat pack DIY coffins What do you think?
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Flat pack DIY coffins What do you think?
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Keith - Administrator
It's not as good as my idea of the 'folding carton' .... it's called a "Farton!"
And if you think that's bad, you'll never like my idea of the 'folding bucket' .... it's called a ........
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Great idea, make them out of cardboard, stack em high and sell em cheap, then open up a DIY crematorium. People could just turn up with the coffin, put some money in the slot and push a button. Then everyone can go off and have a real good p**s up. When my turn comes, that'll do for me.
Iain.
Seriously, I know someone who manufactures light weight bamboo coffins in the Philippines and imports them to the UK.
Apparently the "burn rate" was a consideration for cremations. Apparently If coffins burn too fast then the body doesn't burn properly.
Not sure if they come with instructions for the user though
If anyone wants to order their own coffin and get an "early buyer discount", let me know and I'll pass your details on
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