Britains WORST top ten towns...

[jimeve]

No Bolton, some one tried to burn it down this morning

[Ann07]

No Bolton, some one tried to burn it down this morning

[nigel]

So we have some Newport, Ipswich and Wolverhampton dwellers here. Nottingham is not in the list at all!

Newport at 34 (They simply say Newport is crap! It says the beach is crap and they say the town is so crap they don't have the energy to **** it off!! ) - But it also says that Johnny Morris from the band Feeder is from Newport!

Ipswich at 25 (Described as being a potentially attractive town but has been overshadowed by hideous concrete monoliths and is uncomfortably close to the Sizewell nuclear reactors!!) - Also says there seems to be a lot of Vauxhall Nova cars in the area, with crappy looking alloy wheels!

Wolverhampton at 19 (It says the most attractive thing about Wolverhampton was the multistorey car park on School Street, but this was knocked down in the 90's, it says the people are like tribal gangs and that Banks Brewery leaves a smell in the town that's like a dead animal in a drainpipe!!) - Also says that comedians Lenny Henry and Eric Idle come from Wolverhampton!

So there you have it! That was bit of a laugh weren't it?

[nigel]

Ana! Why Aye Man!

Are you aware of the Mark Knopfler song? I LLLLLLLLLOVE IT!!

I found it on youtube!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NHmpOER-sA

[walesrob]

Newport at 34 (They simply say Newport is crap! It says the beach is crap and they say the town is so crap they don't have the energy to **** it off!! ) - But it also says that Johnny Morris from the band Feeder is from Newport!

Johnny Morris from Feeder? You mean Grant Nicholas? Johnny Morris was born in Newport, thats correct, but he was more into animals than guitars .

Newport is the place people tend to avoid on the way either to Cardiff or back to England.

I'm Newport born, but for some bizarre reason I ended up in this place called Aberystwyth - its a mystery why I'm here

[nigel]

Oh! It seems both Grant Nichols AND Johnny Morris are from Newport then, I've got mixed up!