Help! for you all you wise people in here :)

[Gavanddal]

please give me some tips on how i can get him in our preferred school... thanks so much in advance!

1. Kidnap some kids who have got admitted
2. Pay the headmaster/mistress a bribe
3. Blackmail the head with some doctored incriminating pictures (or alledge they know Max Mosley)
4. Buy the school
5. Say you work for OFSTED

Worth a try?