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    George W Bush meets the Queen

    George Bush meets the Queen in London, and this is how the conversation goes:

    George Bush: Your majesty, you are one of the worlds great leaders, what's the secret on good leadership?

    Queen: I surround myself with intelligent people! Here let me demonstrate.

    (Her majesty picks up the phone and calls Tony Blair)

    Queen: Hello Tony, if your mother has a child, your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?

    Tony Blair: It's me your majesty.

    Queen: That's correct, did you understand Mr Bush?

    George Bush: Yes your majesty, I'll definately use that idea!

    (So George Bush returns to washington, and decides to put Donald Rumsfeld to the test)

    George Bush: Donald, if your mother has a child, your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?

    Donald Rumsfeld: I'll do some research and get back to you.

    (Donald Rumsfeld calls a big meeting with all the senior advisers but they cannot find the answer, so Donald calls Colin Powell)

    Donald Rumsfield: Colin, if your mother has a child, your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?

    Colin Powell: It's me stupid!!

    (Donald runs back to George Bush)

    Donald Rumsfield: Mr president! I know the answer! I know the answer! It's Colin Powell!

    George Bush: Don't be stupid!! It's Tony Blair!!



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    6 — Plane of Forces
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    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
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    Matt & Trina Leach


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    Great! Now I know why lots of common sense are still selling in the market. :xxviolent
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    Tony who?


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    George Bush has his brain examined, and they give him some bad news.

    "We've discovered your brain has a left side and a right side Mr Bush..."

    George Bush says "But that's normal isn't it?"

    "Yes, but on the left side there isn't anything right, and on the right side there isn't anything left!"

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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    How do you make George Bush's eyes light up? - Shine a torch in his ear!

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.




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