Camel Ride

[nigel]

This guy is riding a camel alone through the desert for miles and miles and he suddenly gets the urge to have sex. He tries to shag the camel but it keeps walking away!

So he continues on his journey instead, 10 minutes later, he suddenly gets the urge for sex again! So he tries to shag this camel but it keeps walking away!

So he continues his journey until he comes across a broken down car, and the car is occupied by three gorgeous prostitutes! They tell him "If you fix our car for us we'll do anything for you!!" "What? Anything??" He asks, and they tell him "Yes! Anything!!"

So he gets the bonnet up in a flash!! Within seconds he's got car parts everywhere!! Before putting it all back together to make a perfectly running car!!

"So what would you like us to do for you?" The prostitutes ask.

He says "...........Can you hold this camel still?"

[GaryFifer]

I like to see you do that sketch in an Egypt comedy club.