An irate cat owner knocks on his neighbours door:

Cat owner: Your elephant has my cat!!

Neighbour: Whaaaaaaaaat?

Cat owner: Your elephant has my cat!!

Neighbour: (Simulates sex with his fingers) What? Like that?

Cat onwner: No! (Simulates cat getting squashed with foot) like that!



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