An irate cat owner knocks on his neighbours door:
Cat owner: Your elephant hasmy cat!!
Neighbour: Whaaaaaaaaat?
Cat owner: Your elephant has
Neighbour: (Simulates sex with his fingers) What? Like that?
Cat onwner: No!(Simulates cat getting squashed with foot)
[EDIT by Admin: Please do not circumvent the swear filter, this is a public forum. Use smilies, that is what they are there for]
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
Oooops I've been edited!!! Sorry about that guys!! It was a bit rude wasn't it?
Great news the cat is back!
I guess it just had a paws before it came back!Geddit paws/pause?
(I think the jokes are going to get worse before they get better)
There are 7 Planes Of Existance:
7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
6 — Plane of Forces
5 — Astral Plane
4 — Mental Plane
3 — Too mysterious to describe.
2 — Too mysterious to describe.
1 — Too mysterious to describe.
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