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  1. 27th July 2008 #1
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    return of the CAT!

    Today I had to tell me friend about the lost cat, she took it very well, no shouting, screaming.

    Then tonight I got back from work and making an omelette and heard a plaintive miaow at the back door.....

    and there she was! hungry as anything, so if she was on a hunting mission it mustn't have been very successful!

    Anyway, tasha is back safe and sound now, thanks for all the kind words and the words that made me laugh!!

  2. 27th July 2008 #2
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  3. 27th July 2008 #3
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    So no kitty adobo for the Chinese? Thats great news
    The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

  4. 28th July 2008 #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by cruisingkerry View Post
    Today I had to tell me friend about the lost cat, she took it very well, no shouting, screaming.

    Then tonight I got back from work and making an omelette and heard a plaintive miaow at the back door.....

    and there she was! hungry as anything, so if she was on a hunting mission it mustn't have been very successful!

    Anyway, tasha is back safe and sound now, thanks for all the kind words and the words that made me laugh!!

    So....

    Whose cat did I flatten then...????

  5. 28th July 2008 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by aromulus View Post
    So....

    Whose pussy did I flatten then...????
    I've seen the pics of you....so I'm saying jack
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  6. 28th July 2008 #6
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    thats good news kerryand no more worries
    to loved and beloved is the greatest joy on earth...

  7. 28th July 2008 #7
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    That's cats for you...You'll have to change it's name to Boomerang!

  8. 28th July 2008 #8
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    thats good

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    Ah well......meatless soup for me tonight
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  10. 28th July 2008 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Win2Win View Post
    Ah well......meatless soup for me tonight
    No vittles...???

  11. 28th July 2008 #11
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    An irate cat owner knocks on his neighbours door:

    Cat owner: Your elephant has my cat!!

    Neighbour: Whaaaaaaaaat?

    Cat owner: Your elephant has my cat!!

    Neighbour: (Simulates sex with his fingers) What? Like that?

    Cat onwner: No! (Simulates cat getting squashed with foot) like that!



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  12. 28th July 2008 #12
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    Oooops I've been edited!!! Sorry about that guys!! It was a bit rude wasn't it?

    Great news the cat is back!

    I guess it just had a paws before it came back! Geddit paws/pause?

    (I think the jokes are going to get worse before they get better)

    There are 7 Planes Of Existance:

    7 — Material Plane: The earth, where you are right now.
    6 — Plane of Forces
    5 — Astral Plane
    4 — Mental Plane
    3 — Too mysterious to describe.
    2 — Too mysterious to describe.
    1 — Too mysterious to describe.



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