Hahaha! I think it's hard to find a famous skier also. Re. the swimming I have heard the same theory. I cannot swim and don't float so well. Mostly, just below the surface which is a slight disadvantage as you can imagine.
Thanks andypaul. Very true about the weave and shades of skin. Many black and Indian comedians focus on those items.
I cut my head last week getting of a Bachelor Express bus. If you could see me now you would see that the part that was cut has been replaced with white skin. In time it will pigment to brown but it does show that colour is such a superficial thing.
It's clearly worth the risk to those that use these products. Makes them happy!