My bf has body odor

[nomorericepleas]

I'm really curious! What did you do to deserve that?

Cheers

well on that occasion i didnt want to dance. she was a bit drunk at the disco, i'm not a dancer so declined. She said i showed her up in front of everyone else by not dancing with her. She got stroppy and decided we should go home. she didnt go for our motor, but instead walked off to a tricycle.
i got on our motor and went home alone, then she tried to slam the gate on me and the bike when i got there. you know the rest, well parts of it. i wont go into it all its too depressing to think about.

apparently i should have run after her to ask her to ride home with me. ermm it's not my way to run after stroppy women, if she wanted to behave that way, it's up to her. I'm not into chasing drama queens. I think if i say i don't feel comfortable to dance at that time, thats it. I'm not a dancer, i never was and i rarely try it. I'm 45 i look when i try to look 20 on the dance floor.

In the KTV bar when i had a few too many among friends i can try, but in a disco surrounded by youngsters and pro dancers, i didnt feel like making a pillock of myself. I didnt deserve being locked out or getting some things smashed up. But thats just my opinion, no doubt someone will tell me otherwise

[benb]

well on that occasion i didnt want to dance. she was a bit drunk at the disco, i'm not a dancer so declined. She said i showed her up in front of everyone else by not dancing with her. She got stroppy and decided we should go home. she didnt go for our motor, but instead walked off to a tricycle.
i got on our motor and went home alone, then she tried to slam the gate on me and the bike when i got there. you know the rest, well parts of it. i wont go into it all its too depressing to think about.

apparently i should have run after her to ask her to ride home with me. ermm it's not my way to run after stroppy women, if she wanted to behave that way, it's up to her. I'm not into chasing drama queens. I think if i say i don't feel comfortable to dance at that time, thats it. I'm not a dancer, i never was and i rarely try it. I'm 45 i look when i try to look 20 on the dance floor.

In the KTV bar when i had a few too many among friends i can try, but in a disco surrounded by youngsters and pro dancers, i didnt feel like making a pillock of myself. I didnt deserve being locked out or getting some things smashed up. But thats just my opinion, no doubt someone will tell me otherwise

Mate, on the dance floor, forget about what others think! you have your lovely lady and that is all that matters. Just have a great time dancing with her. She will love you no matter how you dance. You don't have to be a fantastic dancer to prove anything. Others may look, but that is probably out of jealousy than anything else. Forget them, no one is too old to dance.

Cheers,

[jimeve]

Unless you are like me, I have a leg 2.5 inches shorter than my left leg
from a car accident and have a built up shoe to walk evenly.
Anyway I must be a very good dancer because, when lam pissed and get up to dance, everyone leaves the dance floor and points their fingers at me.

[walesrob]

Anyway I must be a very good dancer because, when lam pissed and get up to dance, everyone leaves the dance floor and points their fingers at me.

If its me dancing, everyone leaves the dancefloor + points fingers + laughs hysterically.

[KeithD]

.....points fingers + laughs hysterically.

I thought they do that anywhere with you BOYO?

[walesrob]

I thought they do that anywhere with you BOYO?

Do I know you?

[KeithD]

Do I know you?

You don't remember? Well it was dark....and I was wearing a mask at the time......

[andypaul]

Unless you are like me, I have a leg 2.5 inches shorter than my left leg
from a car accident and have a built up shoe to walk evenly.
Anyway I must be a very good dancer because, when lam pissed and get up to dance, everyone leaves the dance floor and points their fingers at me.

They do that when i dance or sing i must be Micheal jackson

Hang on im white too and look bizzare im micheal jackson

[jimeve]

They do that when i dance or sing i must be Micheal jackson

Hang on im white too and look bizzare im micheal jackson

Yes but can you moonwalk, think thats what its called

[andypaul]

Yes but can you moonwalk, think thats what its called

Never been to the moon but visted the offices of the Sun if that counts