101 things you can do with a 4x4... Part 1
101 things you can do with a 4x4... Part 1
You really need to get out more!
Keith - Administrator
Have to find some way to pass the time at work
The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young
Iraqi play football and is suitably impressed and arranges
him to come over to Anfield.
Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Manchester United
with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi
striker the nod and on he goes. the lad is a sensation, scores
5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans
are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the
media love the new star.
When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell
her about his first day in English football.
"Hello mum, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played
for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day:
Your father got shot in the street and robbed. Your sister and I
were ambushed, gang raped and beaten, and your brother has joined
a gang of looters. And all while you were having such great time."
The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault
we moved to Liverpool in the first place!
Fred returned home from a hard day at work to find his house had been emptied, on returning to the front door he seen his car vanishing in the distance.......Scouser's eh?
Keith - Administrator
Probably.Originally Posted by Win2Win
Fred returned home from a hard day at work to find his house had been emptied, on returning to the front door he seen his car vanishing in the distance.......Scouser's eh?
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