urgent translation needed....

[angelbird]

hi my wife rea has started calling me kalbo and she wont tell me what it means :Erm: ...anyway i know it won't be too rude or offensive so could any filipinas help me with a translation. i guess its tagalog but it might be cebuano as she origionally comes from surigao del sur? anyway she finds this kalbo very funny and even funnier coz i have no idea what it means.if this is to be her new pet name for me,i want a tagalog pet name for her too :D i was thinking duckbutt lol....could anyone translate duckbutt into tagalog pls.. i know she will love that:xxgrinning--00xx3:

cheers,
dave.

[aromulus]

Heheheheheh...

that should be self explanatory, mate

http://www.barenaked.blog-city.com/why_do_chicks_dig_kalbo_guys.htm


Maybe "BALD"....????

[angelbird]

BALD HUH! ... thats it i'm gonna embarress her by wearing a terry wogan stlye wig from now on :yikes: any takers on duckass:action-smiley-081: ?

[ervenescence]

Kalbo means Bald

Duckbutt in cebuano is igwad lubot or ikwad lubot, hehe lol. Not sure what duckbutt in tagalog means.

[angelbird]

hey thanks ervenescence....igwad lubot huh:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[aromulus]

I wouldn't go as far as getting a terry wogan mullet..
It would be an insult to dead squirrels.

The Chelsea football club fan haircut is quite useful...
For some unexplained and misterious reason "baldies" have more fun....

It must be the air of sophistication and class that us "follicles" challenged people emanate...

[scotsfiancee]

Igwad ka Lubot thats a nice butt ha......:icon_lol: i guess most of the girls loves to have that shaped.Coz it looks sexy:action-smiley-081: Yes Kalbo is BALD.......whatelse you want to hear? let me say you can call her IGAT:D its just a joke okay?

[ginapeterb]

My asawa calls me itlog !

[scotsfiancee]

Y Pete?.....coz itlog has two meanings:icon_lol:

[angelbird]

well my surprise "pet name" for my wife backfired on me :doh shes ok with duckbutt but she's gone into "suspicion overdrive" !!! she wants to know exactly where i got the translation,who gave it to me,what time,what place ect.....:yikes: of course ive explained the exact circumstances and about this forum but she's suspicious as hell.....is it true filipinas are the most suspicious women in the world lol.

[scotsfiancee]

.....is it true filipina's are the most suspicious women in the world lol.
Mmmmmmmm, dont think so:Erm: Most women does:icon_lol:

[misscarie]

Y Pete?.....coz itlog has two meanings:icon_lol:


i have 2 peach scots not egg :D

[misscarie]

My asawa calls me itlog !


ask her if it is salty or yummy lol :icon_lol: i have 2 peach as well fruit and my bf likes to have it for dessert:D

[misscarie]

hi my wife rea has started calling me kalbo and she wont tell me what it means :Erm: ...anyway i know it won't be too rude or offensive so could any filipinas help me with a translation. i guess its tagalog but it might be cebuano as she origionally comes from surigao del sur? anyway she finds this kalbo very funny and even funnier coz i have no idea what it means.if this is to be her new pet name for me,i want a tagalog pet name for her too :D i was thinking duckbutt lol....could anyone translate duckbutt into tagalog pls.. i know she will love that:xxgrinning--00xx3:

cheers,
dave.


ask rhea kalbo where :Erm: :cwm34: :Rasp:

[scotsfiancee]

i have 2 peach scots not egg :D
:yikes: :UpYurs: :UpYurs:

[misscarie]

:yikes: :UpYurs: :UpYurs:


hehehe...i have 4 peach i mean :D this one :butthead: and this :action-smiley-081: :icon_lol:

[KeithD]

:vomit-smiley-011:

[scotsfiancee]

I want more:Brick: :cwm24:

[angelbird]

walkin on the beaches lookin at the peaches.....guess that'll make any woman jealous and crazy:action-smiley-081:

[scotsfiancee]

walkin on the beaches lookin at the peaches.....guess that'll make any woman jealous and crazy:action-smiley-081:
How would you do that:D :icon_lol:

[misscarie]

walkin on the beaches lookin at the peaches.....guess that'll make any woman jealous and crazy:action-smiley-081:


you can look but no touching imagine only "keep cool":cwm23:

[misscarie]

:vomit-smiley-011:

:action-smiley-060:

[angelbird]

lots of nice sight seeing in boracay....the tampo's kinda spoiled the evenings thou':cwm3:

[scotsfiancee]

Lets go together and spend time in Mandala Spa:joke: :Rasp:

[misscarie]

lots of nice sight seeing in boracay....the tampo's kinda spoiled the evenings thou':cwm3:


i can look forward for the nice things than looking bora (lock your room shhhh is it the sound like this angelbird ...OH OH OH :icon_lol: :Sex: hahaha :D

[misscarie]

Lets go together and spend time in Mandala Spa:joke: :Rasp:

i have my own spa :Brick: dont go anywhere :NoNo:

[scotsfiancee]

i have my own spa :Brick: dont go anywhere :NoNo:
foot spa or hair spa:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

[misscarie]

foot spa or hair spa:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

:xxgrinning--00xx3: :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[scotsfiancee]

Now i gave you 2 choices......it is:action-smiley-081: :D

[misscarie]

[QUOTE=scotsfiancee]Now i gave you 2 choices......it is:action-smiley-081: :D[/Q


lol hahaha:D i need to go church now friend bye for now...have a nice day..:)