Awful Swine Flu jokes Here please...

[nigel]

Put your awful swine flu jokes here, if you can give us the most awful, corny, groan worthy joke, you'll win a bacon sandwich!:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Here's my awful swine flu joke:

The government have created a product to help cure swine flu...it's an oinkment!:doh

Do I win?:rolleyes:

[somebody]

Email warning

If you get an email from department of environment health about swine flu, advising not to eat tinned pork,







ignore it... it's spam.

[Sophie]

[QUOTE=somebody;135736]Email warning

If you get an email from department of environment health about swine flu, advising not to eat tinned pork,
ignore it... it's spam.

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Jay&Zobel]

If you are worried about how to treat Swine flu if you catch it, no need to
worry, there's a new product on the shelves... :D

[Sophie]

If you are worried about how to treat Swine flu if you catch it, no need to
worry, there's a new product on the shelves... :D

NICE ONE ZOBEL :xxgrinning--00xx3::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Bluebirdjones]

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Can't figger out how to just attach a photo/pic, so you've got the doc !

[Jay&Zobel]

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Can't figger out how to just attach a photo/pic, so you've got the doc !

This is ace... hehe :xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Eljohno]

The big bad wolf said to the 3 little piggies " i will huff & i will puff & i will blow your house down"

The 3 little Piggies said " Go away or we will sneeze on you"

Some of the Filipinos might not know this kids story!!

[Jay&Zobel]

The big bad wolf said to the 3 little piggies " i will huff & i will puff & i will blow your house down"

The 3 little Piggies said " Go away or we will sneeze on you"

Some of the Filipinos might not know this kids story!!


:xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3::xxgrinning--00xx3: 3 little pigs haha.. nice

[jimeve]

this little piggy went to the market,this little piggy stayed at home, coz it vomited and pooed in bed. now its dead:

[nigel]

This was posted by bluebirdjones, click to enlarge it...

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Gosh it's way too small though! Eeeeek!

[beaubrummie]

I've beenphonihg the nhs swine flu help line
can't get through all I seem to get is--
CRACKLING.

I think the wifes got swine flu




she keeps coming out in RASHERS




LAST AWFULL SWINE FLU JOKE------


My wife rang me and sez I've run out fo petrol & I'm scared to fill up because of swine flu.

You silly cow I sed it's in Mexico not TEXACO

[Alan]

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home,
This little piggy had roast beef,
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy had influenza A virus subtype hemagglutinin protein 1 neuraminidase protein 1.

Al.:)

[David House]

Someone said that if a black man ever became President of the USA, pigs would fly!

Guess what, first came Obama.

And then, Swine Flue.

[nigel]

I know I said there would be a prize but your jokes are so awful:NoNo: I feel you should be punished instead!:icon_lol:

[Jay&Zobel]

While the Government debates the impact of the swine flu pandemic, instances of hysteria and discrimination are reportedly on the rise: :D:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Florge]

LOL.... no one has won the prize yet?

[Northerner]

A man goes to see his doctor as he thinks he has swine flu.

The doctor takes one look at him and tells him to go to the window and stick his tongue out, which he does. "Does sticking my tongue out to the light tell you if I have swine flu?" say's the man.

"No" say's the doctor, "I just don't like that nosy old woman accross the road!"

:D

[GaryFifer]

First fatality to famous frog, and we all KNOW WHO DID IT RIGHT?

http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2009/05/12007.jpg

[GaryFifer]

http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2009/07/12597.jpg

[jimeve]

First fatality to famous frog, and we all KNOW WHO DID IT RIGHT?

http://office-humour.co.uk/content/images/2009/05/12007.jpg

So, thats what happened to Kermit.:Bricks:

[nigel]

So, thats what happened to Kermit.:Bricks:Hehehe I didn't get it at first either to be honest...remember kermits love interest Miss Piggy? :rolleyes:

****And Kermit thought she would "Save his bacon..!"****

Now I've made that one up (sort of) therefore I win the prize! :D

Is that fair?:rolleyes:

[nigel]

A man goes to see his doctor as he thinks he has swine flu.

The doctor takes one look at him and tells him to go to the window and stick his tongue out, which he does. "Does sticking my tongue out to the light tell you if I have swine flu?" say's the man.

"No" say's the doctor, "I just don't like that nosy old woman accross the road!"

:D hehe reminds me of my Zachry disease joke! hehe:icon_lol:

[LadyJ]

You are all funny!:icon_lol:

Check this one..

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[Sophie]

While the Government debates the impact of the swine flu pandemic, instances of hysteria and discrimination are reportedly on the rise: :D:xxgrinning--00xx3:

Oh poor piglet, lol, being discriminated by winnie and friends, lol :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: