GaryFifer
23rd September 2009, 20:43
Silly Tagalog translations of English turn out..not as you think.
Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan (plate)
Tenacious - sapatos (shoes) na pang tennis TENNISSHOES
Calculator - tawagan(call) kita(wage) mamaya (soon)
Devastation - saka(after) yan ng bus (after being hit by bus)
Protestant -tutol(disagree) tiya (aunt)
Statue - dumik´it (stuck) Ikaw(you)
Tissue - tumukso(tease) ikaw(you)
Predication - magiging(future) ang pusa(cat)
Aspect - puwit (as) tumuka(peck)
Deduct - Ang pato(duck)
Defeat - Ang mga paa(feet)
Detail - Ang buntot(tail)
Deposit - Gripo (faucet)
Diploma - taga(hack) ayos(orderly) ng tubo (profit) hmm ah orderly hack who makes profit?
City - tsa(tea) tumingin(see)
Cattle - pusa(cat) baldosa(tile)
Persuading - bola(ball) pumisa(squeeze)
Depress - dumiin(push) pumisa (squeeze)
Defense - bakod(fence)
Shampoo - huwad(fake,trick) poo
Delusion - Maluwang (kung maluwang ang damit, e delusion!)
Profit - makapal ang bulsa (thick pocket)
[B]Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balanced diet
Backlog - bacon saka egg
Beehive - honey bahay(house)
Debug - ang ipis (cockroach)
Defrag - ang palaka (frog,toad)
Defer - ang balahibo (fur)
Deflate - ang plato (plate)
Detest - ang eksamen (examination)
Devalue - buhawi(tornado)
Devote - Iboto natin ang mabuting kandidato. (vote)
Dilemma- butas ang bulsa (hole in pocket)
Effort - kuta (fort)
Forums - apat(four) um
July - Due ungaling(liar) ka ba?
Thesis - [B]the ditse(sister)
Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan (plate)
Tenacious - sapatos (shoes) na pang tennis TENNISSHOES
Calculator - tawagan(call) kita(wage) mamaya (soon)
Devastation - saka(after) yan ng bus (after being hit by bus)
Protestant -tutol(disagree) tiya (aunt)
Statue - dumik´it (stuck) Ikaw(you)
Tissue - tumukso(tease) ikaw(you)
Predication - magiging(future) ang pusa(cat)
Aspect - puwit (as) tumuka(peck)
Deduct - Ang pato(duck)
Defeat - Ang mga paa(feet)
Detail - Ang buntot(tail)
Deposit - Gripo (faucet)
Diploma - taga(hack) ayos(orderly) ng tubo (profit) hmm ah orderly hack who makes profit?
City - tsa(tea) tumingin(see)
Cattle - pusa(cat) baldosa(tile)
Persuading - bola(ball) pumisa(squeeze)
Depress - dumiin(push) pumisa (squeeze)
Defense - bakod(fence)
Shampoo - huwad(fake,trick) poo
Delusion - Maluwang (kung maluwang ang damit, e delusion!)
Profit - makapal ang bulsa (thick pocket)
[B]Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balanced diet
Backlog - bacon saka egg
Beehive - honey bahay(house)
Debug - ang ipis (cockroach)
Defrag - ang palaka (frog,toad)
Defer - ang balahibo (fur)
Deflate - ang plato (plate)
Detest - ang eksamen (examination)
Devalue - buhawi(tornado)
Devote - Iboto natin ang mabuting kandidato. (vote)
Dilemma- butas ang bulsa (hole in pocket)
Effort - kuta (fort)
Forums - apat(four) um
July - Due ungaling(liar) ka ba?
Thesis - [B]the ditse(sister)