Farting

[KeithD]

Whose the worse in you relationship? :rolleyes:

[bornatbirth]

that would be me but when my wife does...she has a habit of pretending nothing happened and hopes i didnt notice :icon_lol:

[cheeky]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol: me lol...: my boyfriend surrender :ARsurrender::icon_sorry::icon_sorry::icon_lol::icon_lol::

[Arthur Little]

:Erm: Well ... as this is a [slight] variation of a theme that "blasted off" on the forum last year - and proved highly popular - it should "air" well second time around. Aye ... it's an "ill wind"! :action-smiley-081:

[aromulus]

Unfortunately it is one of the side effects of a couple of medications I am taking.:NoNo:
Another one is constipation, so when they emerge, they seem to be extra loud but lacking the toxicity altogether.... :Erm:

[Arthur Little]

when they emerge, they seem to be extra loud but lacking the toxicity altogether.... :Erm:


... that's reassuring to know, Dom; :innocent1: thank you for being so "open" with us!

[aromulus]

... that's reassuring to know, Dom; :innocent1: thank you for being so "open" with us!

I don't beat around the bush.... I get straight to it....:xxgrinning--00xx3:

[KeithD]

I don't beat around the bush.... I get straight to it....:xxgrinning--00xx3:
Which brings me to the fact I should have titled the thread: 69 & Farting :D

[Northerner]

Not really crossed that barrier with Rizza:)

But to be honest, I am guessing it will be me who makes the most hot air, but to be honest I know when the day comes... She will be okay with it.

Unless I have a tummy bug like I did earlier this week, then the words "Demonic" and "Evil" may best be described for the odeur. :cwm3:

[bornatbirth]

Which brings me to the fact I should have titled the thread: 69 & Farting :D

:icon_lol:


69 and farting at the same time :Erm:

[lizaphil]

:icon_lol:


69 and farting at the same time :Erm:

lol when my hubby farting he come off his chair :icon_lol::icon_lol::Bouncy::Bouncy:

[Florge]

my hubby.... lol

[pennybarry]

If hubby can do it, I can do it bettah!:woohoo::innocent1:

[KeithD]

If hubby can do it, I can do it bettah!:woohoo::innocent1:
:icon_lol: :erotic4:

[Steve.r]

I think you cant beat a bit of music from the old dung trumpet. I have already broken my silence in our relationship :icon_lol: while we were together in November in the hotel room. I was asked if there was a frog in the room, I just said it was a smelly old toad. With the amount of gas I produce it had to happen sooner or later.

Next question is where is the best place you have trumped? I quite like to let a silent one go in the supermarket aisle and watch reactions...:laugher: or am I just strange??
Type 'Pooter' into a You Tube search and watch the videos, made my lol anyway

[sars_notd_virus]

My hubby has a good shoutttttt on this:rolleyes:

[beppe]

Never paid attention to that, after all the sense of relief matters.

[KeithD]

...... or am I just strange??
Yes :D

[Steve.r]

Yes :D

:xxgrinning--00xx3: thanks Boss :D PAAAAAARRRRRRPPPP!!

[Arthur Little]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. :cwm24: "Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!

[KeithD]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. :cwm24: "Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!
I wouldn't know, our bath is full of bubbles :D

[complex]

Here in the Philippines I seem to have doubled or tripled my output, the food just doesn't agree with me, I had spicy Pancit Canton tonight, I knew it was a no no! :-(

So I think that answers who's the worst.

[aromulus]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. :cwm24: "Puff adders", in other words. Come on ... don't be "shy" ... admit it!

You seem to be rather conversant with this particular subject.....:D

Any "follow throughs" you want to talk about...?:Erm:

[Doc Alan]

"Hands up", those of you who are/have been guilty of farting in the bathtub ... and counting the bubbles. :cwm24:
We're awaiting more information from you Arthur - have you tried igniting them + are you aware you're contributing to global warming (at a homeopathic level)?:omg:
Billy Connolly's advice for the "older" citizen : "Never trust a fart and never waste an erection" ...

[Steve.r]

"Never trust a fart and never waste an erection" ...

1. Tick
2. Tick

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