aposhark
18th October 2010, 14:05
From "Daily Mirror"
1) Do you think John W Henry has started looking for the receipt yet?
2) Despite their love of The Beatles, it'll be a Rolling Stones song echoing round Liverpool fans' heads as they look at the table: 19th Nervous Breakdown.
3) To show their support, Liverpool have offered the Chilean miners free tickets for the rest of the season. So far, 28 have asked to go back down the hole.
4) So what does NESV stand for? 'New England's Shrinking Valuation'? 'Need Equivalent Scouse Vidic'? 'Never Emulate Shankly's Vision'? Or just 'Now Everton Seem Viable'?
5) Awful first 30 minutes. The only highlights were in Phil Neville's hair.
6) Thanks to FiveLive for this stat: Liverpool have won more court cases (2) than Premier League matches (1) this season. It's a shame Roy Hodgson couldn't have put Lord Grabiner on the bench as he seems to be the only person with a clue how to get the Reds a result.
7) Best in-stadium joke: Glen Johnson was left out of the Liverpool team because of an inunction... that Hodgson took out to prevent him playing.
8) Does David Pleat know something we don't? During his commentary he referred to "Sammy Lee, another inbred Liverpool player"
9) Prediction of the season so far - Steven Gerrard, August: "Lionel Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe Cole can do as well, if not better. I really fancy him for player of the year this season."
10) Yanks out, anyone?
1) Do you think John W Henry has started looking for the receipt yet?
2) Despite their love of The Beatles, it'll be a Rolling Stones song echoing round Liverpool fans' heads as they look at the table: 19th Nervous Breakdown.
3) To show their support, Liverpool have offered the Chilean miners free tickets for the rest of the season. So far, 28 have asked to go back down the hole.
4) So what does NESV stand for? 'New England's Shrinking Valuation'? 'Need Equivalent Scouse Vidic'? 'Never Emulate Shankly's Vision'? Or just 'Now Everton Seem Viable'?
5) Awful first 30 minutes. The only highlights were in Phil Neville's hair.
6) Thanks to FiveLive for this stat: Liverpool have won more court cases (2) than Premier League matches (1) this season. It's a shame Roy Hodgson couldn't have put Lord Grabiner on the bench as he seems to be the only person with a clue how to get the Reds a result.
7) Best in-stadium joke: Glen Johnson was left out of the Liverpool team because of an inunction... that Hodgson took out to prevent him playing.
8) Does David Pleat know something we don't? During his commentary he referred to "Sammy Lee, another inbred Liverpool player"
9) Prediction of the season so far - Steven Gerrard, August: "Lionel Messi can do some amazing things, but anything he can do Joe Cole can do as well, if not better. I really fancy him for player of the year this season."
10) Yanks out, anyone?