Breaking Wind Will Get You Jailed

[Pete/London]

An article tucked away in the DM today, Malawi intends to prosecute
persistent offenders for breaking wind. There are some misgivings about proof though as its expected a lot of defendants will claim it was`nt them.:icon_lol:

[Englishman2010]

There are some misgivings about proof though as its expected a lot of defendants will claim it was`nt them.:icon_lol:

That's just about every woman in the country then:rolleyes:

[imagine]

i thought women didnt fart :action-smiley-081: sorry ladies would you prefer brake wind

[Arthur Little]

"Lip service" :butthead: [literally!] ... bit like "a fart in a thunderstorm"!

[Steve.r]

Did anyone catch the movie 'Thunderpants' a couple of weeks ago? It just makes me chuckle all the way through. Paaaaaaarrrrppp!!! :icon_lol:

[grahamw48]

It's a natural function.

What are they going to stop next...old men pissing their pants ?:Erm:

I love farting, and I take great pride in being able to produce an exhaust note that is both magnificent, but at the same time musical. :action-smiley-081:
I owe practically my whole legendary status at school to this ability, along with my perfect orations in Donald Duck and a host of other cartoon characters.

Hard-boiled eggs and baked beans are your friends. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

I must add that my younger Filipino relations were particularly impressed too. :)

[stevewool]

better out then in :yikes:but funny how some try to hide the sound :icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

[Pete/London]

It's a natural function.

What are they going to stop next...old men pissing their pants ?:Erm:

I love farting, and I take great pride in being able to produce an exhaust note that is both magnificent, but at the same time musical. :action-smiley-081:
I owe practically my whole legendary status at school to this ability, along with my perfect orations in Donald Duck and a host of other cartoon characters.

Hard-boiled eggs and baked beans are your friends. :xxgrinning--00xx3:

I must add that my younger Filipino relations were particularly impressed too. :)

I`m pretty old so I remember going to the pictures and seeing the main film and a b movie to go with it.One b movie was Leonard Rossiter playing a French showman whose act was farting to music, Le Petomane. The original had to give up his act as he got older and started to have accidents on stage.:doh

[flyaway]

I feel like a 12-year-old for laughing at this :icon_lol: