Naked Truth ...

[Arthur Little]

... about another elderly gent; here, then, is MY interpretation of the 'bare' :erotic4: facts:


An 80-yr-old "preening pensioner" from Stockport has received a suspended jail sentence - and placed on the Sex Offenders' Register - after shocked neighbours :cwm24::cwm24::cwm24: reported him for "alarming the lieges" by pruning his roses in the nude. :sorry-2:

"Things came to a 'climax' when he was spotted washing his car :sexy_146::transam-front-ramai :balaicoule: and cleaning his gutters while inappropriately undressed for such activities" according to a spokesman from Greater Manchester Police.

That's the second time the "long arm of the law" :Bolt: has caught up with an elderly gent ...

... indeed, twice in as many days!! :Help1:

[Moy]

it gave a whole new meaning to the order:rolleyes:

[Terpe]

I once saw an older guy mowing his lawn without his trousers.
When I questioned him about this he told me it was all his wife's idea.
Apparently the week before he mowed his lawn without his scarf and got a stiff neck :D

[Arthur Little]

I once saw an older guy mowing his lawn without his trousers.
When I questioned him about this he told me it was all his wife's idea.
Apparently the week before he mowed his lawn without his scarf and got a stiff neck :D

:rolleyes: ... you sure :D his neck was the ONLY part of his anatomy that was "stiff", Terpe? :icon_lol:

[Arthur Little]

he told me it was all his wife's idea.

So ... he was saying: ":shemademe:"