Cheesy Pick-up Lines

[skinicuk]

Here are some pick-up lines that may sounds Crazy but its topic that can be laugh about....:Cuckoo:

You must be a thief? because you stole my heart....
You are like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life...
Oooops! I think I lost my number? Can I have yours?
Am I a bad shooter? because I keep on MISSING YOU...
You know you look like an Angel! Welcome to earth.....
Hi do you have a raisin? NO How about a date?

If you know some more pick up lines..... add more


Have a nice day everyone!!!

Good Day!

[mickcant]

It is hard for us men to try and think of somthing original to say, when we are bowled over by a pretty Filipina:heartshape1:
Mick:Cuckoo:

[skinicuk]

Thank you!

As Pinay we have this beauty that is unique only to our race......

Have nice day Mick :xxgrinning--00xx3:

[Terpe]

You must be tired.........you've been running around my mind all day :D

[grahamw48]

"Hi.:coucouchapeau:



You don't sweat much for a fat lass." :)

[skinicuk]

"Hi.:coucouchapeau:



You don't sweat much for a fat lass." :)

Am I? hehehehehhe!LOL

Well I don't

[grahamw48]

Not for YOU. ;)

[sars_notd_virus]

my husband say this to me everyday....

''You look beautiful everyday, and mostly if you dont wear anything''
or
''Dont get your knickers on a twist,..it looks better on the floor''!!:D

[skinicuk]

my husband say this to me everyday....

''You look beautiful everyday, and mostly if you dont wear anything''
or
''Dont get your knickers on a twist,..it looks better on the floor''!!:D

Very naughty!LOL ehehhehehe!

[grahamw48]

:action-smiley-081::cwm24:

[grahamw48]

'You must have fallen from heaven....shame you landed on your face'

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:D

[Terpe]

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

Hang on, I think there's something in your eye. Oh, it's a sparkle.

Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

You have the most beautiful smile Ive ever seen.

I love you, whats your name?
:)

[imagine]

:laugher::laugher::laugher:

[imagine]

is this love at first sight ,,,,,,,,,,,,, or shall i walk past again

[imagine]

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.:yikes:
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? :Rasp:
What time do you have to be back in heaven?:)
What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?:Sex:
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.:rolleyes:

[grahamw48]

:repuke: :icon_lol:




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[skinicuk]

:laugher::icon_lol::laugher::icon_lol::laugher::icon_lol::laugher::laugher:


I love it! heheheeh

[pocahontas]

[QUOTE=skinicuk;323210]Thank you!

As Pinay we have this beauty that is unique only to our race......

THAT IS VERY TRUE...:xxgrinning--00xx3: this is so funny and cute lines..like in tagalog version of ogie alcasid and some famous comedian in pinas mga nakakalokang lines is very indemand now to our country.. :D by the way i dont think i have welcome you in this forum as im not always coming in here but please let me welcome you skinicik ..sorry it seems soo..late:crazy::)

[Englishman2010]

apologies for lowering the tone:icon_sorry:

Guy - Have you got any English in you?
Girl - No, why?
Guy - well, would you like some English in you

Guy - Do you like chicken?
Girl - yes
Guy - well suck this it's fowl

Guy - Do you like chocolate bars?
Girl - yes
Guy - me too, i'd love to get into your Snickers

[skinicuk]

[QUOTE=skinicuk;323210]Thank you!

As Pinay we have this beauty that is unique only to our race......

THAT IS VERY TRUE...:xxgrinning--00xx3: this is so funny and cute lines..like in tagalog version of ogie alcasid and some famous comedian in pinas mga nakakalokang lines is very indemand now to our country.. :D by the way i dont think i have welcome you in this forum as im not always coming in here but please let me welcome you skinicik ..sorry it seems soo..late:crazy::)

Thank you for welcoming in this site.....

I am really glad I found this site (although I am NOT staying in UK)
Its really nice to have an intelligent information to read.......

[skinicuk]

apologies for lowering the tone:icon_sorry:

Guy - Have you got any English in you?
Girl - No, why?
Guy - well, would you like some English in you

Guy - Do you like chicken?
Girl - yes
Guy - well suck this it's fowl

Guy - Do you like chocolate bars?
Girl - yes
Guy - me too, i'd love to get into your Snickers


:laugher::icon_lol::Hellooo::laugher::Hellooo: